文稿与实际录音有所出去，敬请谅解，不谅解我也没办法。
Jerry
C’mon Wulex! Do it! Do it!!!! The man of your dreams is right in front of you!
还是算了吧
Alex
Jerry
Scaredy cat
Jerry
Scaredy cat, dude you gotta man up.
那你怎么不去问啊Jerry 你不是也觉得人家很帅嘛！
Alex
Jerry
He’s not my vegetable Wulex.
你别乱说。这英语应该怎么说啊？
Alex
Jerry
Not my type.
哦 he or is she is not my type.
Alex
你刚才说我什么？Scaredy cat？
Alex
Jerry
Yea scaredy cat! A scaredy cat is basically someone who has no courage, is scared basically.
哦 就胆小鬼对吧?
Alex
Jerry
That’s right. You call someone a scaredy cat when you ask them to do something but they’re oh no I don’t want to.
就比如说我叫Jerry去要那个男生的电话，Jerry就 不要啊，算了吧我觉得他不会给我的啊。我就说Jerry you are scaredy cat.
Alex
或者我可以直接说你是pussy对吧？
Alex
Jerry
Yea. You can hahaha how did you know
这个我肯定知道的呀！哈哈
Alex
Jerry
Well, if you want to be a little bit more rude you can say someone’s a pussy. Wulex you’re a pussy.
我觉得pussy这个词只能跟好朋友开玩笑的时候说 you’re a pussy! 对吧
Alex
Jerry
Yes. You can also say wuss as well.
Wuss 就是w-u-s-s对吧？不是 p. 这也是胆小的意思吗？
Alex
Jerry
Yea. Wulex you’re such a wuss!
You are a pussy Jerry.
Alex
Jerry
So Wulex why did the chicken cross the road?
。。。什么意思啊？为什么??会过马路？你之前不是问过我这个问题吗？
Alex
Jerry
Yes. But the answer has changed
那现在答案是什么啊？
Alex
Jerry
The chicken didn’t cross the road. He was too chicken.
你这些笑话越来越冷了啊Jerry
Alex
Jerry
Well. It’s a good way to remember right?
Remember what?
Alex
Jerry
Chicken can also mean ‘scaredy cat’ as well.
呃 真的嘛？
Alex
Jerry
Yes. Wulex. If I say you’re a chicken, it’s the same thing as calling you a wuss, a pussy, a scaredy cat, a beta male etc.
你够了吗？
Alex
Jerry
Wulex the bitch HAHA
好啦，今天就到这啦！
Alex
Jerry
And remember if you’re a chicken, DON’T cross the road! ??
今日关键词
胆小鬼
Scaredy cat
Pussy
Wuss
Chicken
Beta male
段子
Who are the 3 kings that brought peace and happiness to Earth?
答案明天听
本期作者：Jerry
播音：Alex, Jerry
段子素材：Jerry
主编：Alex
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